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Star Wars vs. Star Trek… a classic debate…

February 13, 2007

Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe:

10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun.”

9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp — the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.

8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

5. One word: “light sabers”.

4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

1. The Death Star doesn’t care if a world is class “M” or not.

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One comment

  1. ur dumb #8 cardies are very good at torture besides picard did not look desirable to me how bout u #6 ya but he was with trying it on his sister#3 borg dont need no stinking oxygen #2 the enterprise is alot bigger and more expensive plus han had geico or he wouldna tried that



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